THE FINE PRINT + FAQ
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
I announce my tours via mailing list (sign up). Tours are pending and unconfirmed until I receive your pre-booking.
Pre-bookings are always required during tours.
It is not possible to make plans to book me "after I have arrived in your city". Pre-booking is required, and deposits are what confirm my city touring schedule.
For suitors who have already completed screening (and paid the introduction fee) you can join my VIP Inner Circle mailing list. Here I will announce UTR travel updates, spontaneous pop-up availability, and secret travel plans!
I require a $150, one-time, non-refundable Introduction Fee for all new friends.
My introduction-fee policy in place now due to an increasing trend of bad client behavior. According to my records: 70% of all potential suitors (!) will actually complete the entire pre-booking screening process, but never follow through to pay deposit or schedule a date with me. Time-wasters seeking free attention with no intention of proceeding further.
The introduction fee is the proverbial "putting some skin in the game". It's a small gesture to help maintain the integrity and authenticity of our interactions. It shows mutual-respect, and tells me you intend to follow-through. The amount will be applied to your reservation, but is separate from deposit.
Fee is due at the time of screening.
Booking forms received without paid fee, will be deleted without response.
If you want to impress me and make me feel excited about our upcoming date - it's simpler than you might imagine. I adore a well prepared man. I love it when I have advance planning, weeks, even months ahead!
HOW TO IMPRESS:
Efficient communication in email
Screening without hassle
Immediately paying deposit
cherry on top: sending a gift in advance of us meeting!
If you would like to gift me something not listed on my wishlists, please ask me first.
Deposit I prefer via electronic method, and remainder of balance must be paid in cash. My rate should be presented in an envelope, giftbag, or tucked inside a book, at the beginning of our date.
honorarium:
I accept Euros, US dollars, bitcoin, and gold bullion in minimum of 31 gram bars.
My preferred USD denomination is $50 bills.
But if you want to thrill me, I am especially fond and partial to pre-2000's hundreds (not blue).
deposits:
I accept Zelle and cc invoice, international bank wire.
If you are terrified of a paper trail, I can accept other deposit methods. Email my lovely assistant Christine, to ask about alternative deposit options.
I accept all clients (age 21+). I don't discriminate against any ethnicity, background, gender expression or physical ability or body size. Your personality and the approach you take in your initial inquiry is what matters to me. I accept new clients based on if I think we will have fun together.
Same day bookings are improbable.
I am the kind of person who keeps my days, weeks and months planned out well in advance. At minimum you should reach out at least 7 days in advance to inquire about my availability. Short-minute booking requests are almost never possible, but you can always shoot your shot!
During Tour:
Same-day bookings require a $500 rush fee.
My lovely assistant Christine, handles all initial correspondence.
I ask for what I feel is the bare minimum of information needed to safely spend intimate time with a complete stranger. I of course respect your desire for a certain amount of privacy, however anonymity is not an option.
If you do not understand this, then do not contact me.
My lovely assistant Christine, handles all initial correspondence.
for scale: Airbnb, hotels, car rental agencies, airlines, country clubs, the doctor's office...ALL of these institutions and small business require ID and verification and usually a credit card on file. To spend time in my company, I need your ID and a deposit.
Aesthetically I will have very strong options on where we stay. Logistically though, my style of travel is more free-form vs. adhering to a set itinerary.
Save for a few agenda items that might require some forethought; like tickets to a sold out show, planning a safari or hard-come-by dinner reservations...I prefer to leave most of the daily trip plans up to whim which allows for all the little moments of magic in-between.
BOOKING LOGISTICS
After receiving your booking form and discussing dates/itinerary ideas, my assistant collects deposit from you. I then promptly book all my own travel: planes, trains, automobiles (and any required visas, transfers). I can also book your travel for you if you wish.
RULES
I require 7 hours uninterrupted sleep.
During multi-day bookings I appreciate 3 hours to myself each day so I can hit the gym, attend to basic business matters and primp for our outtings.
We weren't raised by wolves; so no rolling over and trying to kiss me in the morning before taking a toothbrush to your mouth!!
Everyone snores a little, but unless you rattle the windows with your snoring or fitful flailing (or some other egregious sleeping habit) I prefer to be bedfellows with you on all our travel dates! I make an excellent little-spoon.
If we travel somewhere with an excessive time zone difference: I appreciate my own room or suite for the first 2 days of an extended trip so our bodies can acclimate.
To plan a FMTY booking, and during tours at request: I offer a 15 minute video consultation, after screening is complete. The fee is $250, non-refundable, which is applied towards the rate of deposit when confirming your booking.
A retainer is required to arrange all bookings, regardless of the length of our friendship. I cannot make off time on my calendar without this retainer. These deposits are non-refundable and applied towards the full booking rate.
Within Portugal are 25% of my rate + 100% of incall fee is required to book.
During Tours 50% of my rate is required as deposit.
Travel bookings is 50% of my rate + 100% of travel costs (flights, train tickets, accommodations, roundtrip airport ground travel).
In some instances travel rates are flat-rate and travel costs are included. Some travel quotes are bespoke and do not include. I will discuss openly with you.
See Cancellations policy.
All cancellations forfeit the retainer/deposit. Cancellations within 48-hours of our date will require 100% of my rate as inconvenience fee. This policy is non-negotiable, so keep it in mind during scheduling. Refusal to send cancellation fee results in a blacklist.
Rescheduling must be requested 72+ hours ahead of our plans. You will be required to pay another 50% deposit to reschedule the new date, to be completed within 3 months.
In the incredibly rare event that I would need to cancel our plans, I will first try to offer alternative calendar dates in an attempt to immediately reschedule our plans...but if none work, your retainer fee will be refunded immediately.
I have a no review policy.
There used to be a time when review culture was necessary to verify the realness of a provider. This is no longer the case. Today we have social media, selfies, onlyfans and podcasts!
I put no weight or merit in the review system. The details of many reviews are fake and hugely exaggerated (and in my opinion vulgar and unseemly). While legally speaking; the review system is unsafe and indiscreet! Any review boards still existing in the 2020's are nothing more than poorly written fan-fiction between men.
I feel very strongly about mutual respect. I would never compromise your privacy by speaking about the moments we shared in strict confidence, and I will appreciate you affording me the same right.
I expect my no-review policy to be respected. thank you.
Very positively indeed!
I will only consider a non-exclusive monthly arrangement with someone I have met and have a great rapport with. Let's make plans soon so we can explore this together.
The possibility to retire me, taking me off the market for an exclusive arrangement - is open to discussion. Let's talk.